Jeez man, I mean I want kids, but I better keep my mouth shut about two consoles' size comparisons; because the sack-fairy will come along and lop off my balls at night.

But really, I thought VDC was moronic. Talking to members of VDC is a waste of time, they are just too stupid. Then just now I realized something: the members here are Einstein compared to Bit. Seriously.

Observe:

Okay, but wait:

Aww, too bad Bit, no more babies for you. I'm not suprised either, nobody would fuck an anti-social redhead loser. Even the sperm-donors wouldn't accept you. Speaking of babies, how is your mother? You know what I'm talking about, you gave her a 400 dollar gift and sex.

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my wacom is more of an investment that a 360, I plan on useing it all the way through college.

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Eh, worded that wrong. I meant the wacom was an investment, and cost less than a 360.

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Half an inch thinner, 5 pounds heavier.

Seriously, they must of used one of Oprah's camera's to make it look so much more smaller than the Xbox. I was being generous with that "half an inch" shit. It's not like I carry a ruler around with me. But, then again, trying to pick apart the smallest of things that don't even fucking matter has always been your specialty.

Oh, and I'm sure I'll get more pussy than someone who's face is infested with moles, and is called, "Gravy" by his friends.

Oh no I didn't!

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When I read your post, I stood up so I could get a clear shot of your shitstorm because I was about to barf up my snack, when I suddenly realized that I was surrounded by nasty fat nerds with giant saggy guts. GROSS.

Every time I see another one of these lardass nerds like you parading around in some skimpy outfit, it makes me impotent for weeks. I don't get it. Is it part of that whole "acceptance" thing? That stupid mentality that we're all beautiful and that having a gut is cute? Trust me, your gut (and it is a gut, not a "tummy") is not as sexy as you think. It's nauseating. If you don't have the body for it, then why wear a tiny midriff t-shirt that accentuates your bulbous lard sack?

I know it's the trendy thing to go around dressed like Brad Pitt because you're all mindless media drones with no opinions or personalities. I know that you all watch Jenny Jones and you have "if you've got it, flaunt it" chiseled into your minds (and I use the word "minds" loosely here because using this word implies that you have some mental capacity). Quit buying this shit. You're not Brad Pitt. You're not hot. You're not popular. Nobody cares about your stupid new shirt and it doesn't matter how much you spend on your clothes because you're always going to be the same old boring you, who listens to the same music everyone else listens to because you're insecure and don't have opinions. (it's why I send you music)

Just because looking like trash will help you get laid doesn't mean that you're any less of a vile pig. Cover up. Get some decency. Being able to get laid doesn't mean that you're attractive, and it doesn't mean you should go around showcasing your fatass to people either. There's always someone as horny as you are ugly. Take the hint: they don't make tube tops in extra-large because fat people shouldn't wear them.

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Who fucking cares about its fucking size?

Really dumbass it sits in a TV stand and sits there NOT GOING ANYWHERE and top that off it takes less room vs the Old xbox

Know why?

Its just as tall and wide but its not as deep and its fully wireless i mean you can even open the damned CD tray form my remote so really like i care how big it is

a PC is bigger

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*more aplauding*

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It's like a crap you just took in the toilet. You don't want to forget to flush, and leave a huge piece of shit there overnight. Then your toilet bowl gets stained and all green colored (even if the toilet is already a light green color; WTF is up with THAT!?), and you have to use some nerd to clean it off with.

But a small shit doesn't do much damage. You don't look like as big a loser, because that nerd that has to clean up that shit could always tell about the nastier piece as revenge. And then you just look like some run-of-the-mill fatass, who should kill themselves. (You know those voices in your head telling you to take Prozac? IGNORE THEM.)

Same thing with an oversized system that is only for rich boys, who don't deserve to be called Gamers. At least Sony had the brains to make the PSP as small as possible. Then you wouldn't be as embaressed when people realized you wasted your money on a system that has a small library with fugly, ametuer porn-quality graphics.

Fuck what the people say; stop being brainwashed. Graphics matter. Imagine if the PS2 had only marginally better graphics than the PS1. Would it of sold well at all? No. It would of been a rehash. Any launch titles would of flopped. There would be no PS2 today (and no Xbox, as Dreamcast would be owning Nintedo, it's only competitor left).

Now, compare the graphics of the 360 with the Xbox. I'm guessing you like Perfect Dark's blocky character details? I can't remember the last time a game had a character with hair that looked like a Macaroni&Cheese-shit-stained rug. But this game seems to push the boundries! Thank you, Microsoft, for being so imaginative in the gaming industry! You are really helping gaming to become more mainstream! Espcially by making the cost of your systems so damn high! Screw you, money-hungry gamers! This system is for everyone!

I could go on and on about how the Xbox still has life in it, and how any 360 game could just as easily play on the PS2 (which only uses about 15% of it's full power; don't try and prove me wrong. It's been tested). Or how Halo3 will be the only killer app, and how that could just as easily be on the original Xbox. Or how Microsoft only wants your money, which is why they released a new system that is barely above a monkey's standards. (Which isn't very high. I asked my pet monkey Josh. He agrees.)

But, in the end, the basic fact that it is my job to tear down anything you can think of, wins over all*.









*Including your will to live.

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I'm too tired to think of anything remotely worth saying, so:

your analogies make my head hurt, and graphics wouldn't matter if there were no current/next-gen systems.

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Right.


Graphics don't matter.





That's why Enter the Matrix sold over a million copies.

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Enter the Matrix sold well because the Matrix was a popular movie series.

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You go make an 8-bit Matrix game in Flash. (Learn fucker)

You try and sell it to over a million people, for $50 each.


Right.

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That's the sentiments for every current game, I thought that was obvious.

But if it had the same graphics but called "Dungeon Lords" involving fucking dragons do you think it would sell a million copies?

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Yeah, of course it would.


Those D&D losers are fucking savages when it comes to shelling out money. They use this, along with the Lord of the Rings, as reference tools. Why would the not buy it?

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If he was getting it for the hell of it I would already have it, and that means I wouldn't WANT it, noob.

Just because your parents make you pay for your own stuff on Christmas doesn't mean you gotta bitch at me.

/rant over

Continue on with your Matrix and D&D talk.

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Well, the movie wasn't exactly an 8-bit Flash movie. It was 3D, so the game would kinda have to be 3D for people to relate the two concepts in their fragile little minds.

I'm not going to go as far as to say that graphics don't matter because, frankly, the Atari couldn't handle great games like Perfect Dark, The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, Oddworld(ones with Abe), Kingdom Hearts, Super Smash Bros., KOTOR, etc.

But that's not really as much the graphics as it is just the dimensions. Look at Super Mario Sunshine(example)'s graphics. Then think of any next gen game you want. If it had those graphics would you care as long as it's a fun game?

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I would never do D&D! I certainly never played that game! I never created a cleric named Adara who was a half elf and chaotic neutral! I have not gone on adventures through my living room! I have no idea what 2d6 means, and have never seen nor heard of the existence of a twenty sided die! Now leave me in peace, before I summon a level 3 beast to kill you and absorb my attacks.

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half elfs are douchebags. Orcs totally kick their asses.

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well, anyway, i tried aout a 360 the other day, and all i can say is im rather unimpressed. the controller is nice and all, but the games so far...bleh. and as for the visuals, they reminded me too much of PC games.

i mean, some of them like PGR3 or DOA4 look fun, but basically just prettier versions of games i've already played.

the only game thats really got me excited is Elder Scrolls 4, and thats still a while off.

but, i guess we'll just wait and see how this turns out.

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When ES4 comes out

Expect a full report from me As I will have it for Xbox and my frined will has it on his dual core 64 bit amd and dual gfx card blah blah 4 terra pc blah blah

So it will be run through the hoopesesesesese

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Wow, back to the past!
Yeah, considering Timesplitters FP had even 1/10th the magic Halo 2 had.
Yeah, and I remember PGR coming out on PC, the limited platinium edition with 15 free hookerpasses on Keyboard Live.

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Why do people waste there money on Microcrap's X360. Wait for the PS3 Seriously. Its going to be cheaper, and much better.............

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or get both, as they are willing to spend the cash on the 360, and have time to pay off the PS3 also.


I think sony is doing a good thing by waiting, they are potentially gaining more customers by allowing people to save some money first after shelling out thier wallets for the 360.

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just seems to me like all they did was marginally update the GFX

not enough for me to justify that kind of cash.

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PS3 is going to be cheaper? What planet do you live on?

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